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When
I think back to how I was in school, it seemed like I wasn't quite
there, like my body was doing its thing but my mind was elsewhere.
But suddenly I feel like I've come into focus, like I can see things
for the first time. It's very strange. I feel....new born."
Matt Bellamy relates these thoughts in the spacious back lounge
of their tour bus, while standing on his head with a gold pen stuck
up his nose. With any other singer this would seem like another
attention-seeking-affectation; with Bellamy however, it's more an
indication of his carefree 'top-of-the-world' state of mind right
now. The minute you meet Bellamy and his bandmates Dom Howard and
Chris Wolstenholme, you're aware of an unshakeable sense of self-belief
that comes with the certain knowledge that you're at the top of
your game. Their second album 'Origin of Symmetry' is the most acclaimed
British rock album of the year.
And
as American bands are given to saying, things are 'all good' for
Muse right now. Their second album 'Origin Of Symmetry', is the
most acclaimed British rock album of the year. Bassist Wolstenholme
has lust learned that he is shortly to become a father for the second
time. And right now they're in the middle of their most successful,
and fun, European tour to date. In fact, the tour has been so much
fun that one of the band's friends who was supposed to drop in for
a couple of shows 'forgot' to go back to his job as a chidrens'
books editor and promptly got the sack.
Where
most of their British peers are unknown in mainland Europe, Muse
are currently selling out 2,500-capacity venues across the continent.
The fact that they are being supported by Feeder - a band whose
last album entered the UK charts at number 5 - gives you an indication
of the Devon trio's status.
Today.
the sixth of six Scandinavian dates finds Muse in wonderful, wonderful
Copenhagen, home of the Linle Mermaid, the world famous Tivoli Gardens
and the best lager in the world. Probably. Drummer Dom Howard is
downstairs on the bus making microwave popcorn when our interview
begins.Upstairs in the back lounge, I remark to Bellamy and Wolstenholme
how tidy and clean their home is. "That's because for the first
time, we're not sharing with out crew." answers Bellamy. And
hows that been working out? "Great." Bellamy smiles, with
a noticeable twinkle in his eyes "Especially when it comes
to having guests." How have the guests been?
"You'd
have to ask Dom that." Matt grins "He'll deny it of course,
but I've got video footage to prove it. I played it to him the other
day and he didnt even recognise his own dick. He thought it was
me, I was quite insulted actually." Yeah right.... "No
seriously, after a party one night I went back to the dressing room
and it was all dark. I heard some strange squelching noises in the
corner, so I went out and got a video camera with night vision on
it. I went back and got the last 10 seconds just as he went...."There
are some things in life I never thought I'd see: the fall of the
Berlin Wall, a cessation of violence in Northern Ireland or a British
Deputy Prime Minister punching a man with a mullet, for instance.
And right up there on the sliding scale is the vision of Matt Bellamy
enthusiastically miming cumming on a girl's back. "I got the
money shot on tape," he spluners. "Can you believe that?"
Before I can answer Dom strolls into the lounge, looking bemused
by the peals of laughter around the bus. "Whats going on here
then?" he asks, a look of wide eyed innocence on his face.
Frankly, I had been asking myself the same question.
Rewind
three hours. Bellamy Wolstenholme and Howard are larking about in
the sunshine, taking the piss out of one another as they skim stones
across the surface of a lake. We're in Christiania, a former
military base on an island in the centre of Copenhagen, which is
home to a diverse set of Danish citizens - anarchist punk~ dope-
smoking hippies, left-wing radicals and tax dodging drop-outs. The
sign at the entrance to the compound reads 'You Are Now Leaving
The EEC'. Once inside, we're faced with what looks like a graffiti-heavy
version of Camden Market with stalls selling jewellery, tie-dye
T-shirts and bongs. There is one important difference, though:
after we're approached by a scruffy young man who tells us that
photographs are forbidden in certain parts of the compound,
we realise that every other stall is selling a bewildering variety
of soft drugs. Want to buy skunk, Nepal or Marok in Copenhagen?
This is the place to come. "We've been in Copenhagen before
but never had the time to come here," says Dom, as his bandmates
wander over to a stall to purchase a bag of the city's renowned
magic mushrooms. "It has a cool linle vibe. Today is apparently
a fairly typical day for Muse on this particular tour. The band
haven't been overly burdened with promotional adivities, and
consequently have had more time to check out the sights of the places
they've visited. Rome's Coliseum is their top tip for sightseers~
although this is possibly because they have been watching 'Gladiator'
on DVD every night on the bus. This also helps explain the Oliver
Reed impressions that Bellamy launches into throughout this afternoon.
It's
quite hard to get a good fix on Matt Bellamy. You sense that talking
to journalists isnt high on his list of favourite activities but
he is polite and courteous without being overly warm. He's clearly
a smart guy, but then he'll make comments like "Any man that
doesnt want to fuck around, isnt a real man." without any trace
of irony. By his own admission he can be "a really moody bastard",
but today he seems to have a childlike delight in everything he
sees.
As
we stroll around Chriscania, I mention to the singer that someone
I know reckons that Man's friends think that success has changed
him, alleging that the singer has changed his e-mail address and
won't take calls from old friends now. "I've only ever had
a few good friends, most of whom are on this tour,' Matt says with
a bemused expression. "I did change my e-mail address, but
that was because I was getting people writing to me saying that
they were going to kill themselves if I didn't fuck them. I changed
my phone number too... or rather I threw away my mobile because
I got a bill for £1,BOO for one month because I was answering
calls from strangers when I was in foreign countries. I threw it
in the water and phoned up Vodafone and said, 'Stick it up your
fucking arse'." At the risk of receiving a similar response,
I ask Matt about the comments by Kelly Jones from Stereophonics
who said something along the lines of 'that bloke's got his
head up his arse - he should get laid more'. "Yeah, I've got
to get laid more," Matt laughs sardonically. "I wish I
could get laid as much as Kelly Jones. He's so cool. Actually we
played a couple of gigs with them and he was a nice guy. I don't
know what I've done to offend him. But I'm not losing sleep."
at tonight's venue, the Pumpehust, is a sight to behold. Decorated
with cactuses, giant white balloons and bunches of flowers, it looks
like 'Changing Rooms' fop Laurence Liewelyn-Bowen's take on Tex-Mex
chic. Appropriately, the band run through their soundcheck wearing
huge sombreros. Chris is strumming out Weezer's 'Say It Ain't So'
on an acoustic guitar, while Matt walks around the centre of the
room by the mixing desk, playing the riff from Rage Against The
Machine's 'Killing In The Name'. The band have a TV interview scheduled
immediately afterwards. We leave them to it.
After
the stint infront of the cameras Matt is still in a mischievous
mood. On the bus he talks about skinny-dipping in Italy and drug
taking in Amsterdam and is anything but the intense young man might
expect him to be. When I mention this the singer just shrugs and
says "are music is so intense so we need something to balance
it out by playing more", and notes that sometimes it's
easier lust to be two-dimensional. "
Despite
the singers candour, there are clearly stories from this tour we
are not allowed to hear. At times it seems Bellamy is about to talk
about some really juicy gossip, only to bite his tongue when his
bandmates flash him a warning stare. For instance when the subject
of socialising with Feeder arises, Bellamy stutters "They're
good guys, we get on with them really well. Ermm...we shouldnt go
there. Should we go there? No, we definately shouldnt go there."
The
band are noticeably less coy when I enquire about their post-gig
mutineL "Yeah, we try to get as many women in the shower as
possible, then film it and whack it on this bad boy here,' Dom says,
slapping the TV beside him. "But tonight we'll probably keep
it nice and quiet," deadpans Bellamy. "We'll have a little
glass of wine and talk about how we could improve our show."
If
this is quiet, I'd hate to see them when all hell is breaking loose.
Aboard Muse's tour bus, after a rapturously received show, things
are anything but calm. Rage Against The Machine's second album is
pumping out of the stereo, tequila and magic mushrooms are being
passed around and in full view of the bus's occupants, a Danish
girl is sitting on the toilet with her knickers around her ankles.
Upstairs, six of the most attractive women I've ever seen are draped
around assorted band members and crew. We knew it was going to get
messy when we over heard one of the crew earlier tell three outrageously
beautiful Icelandic blondes that tonight theres a competition to
see who can do the most outrageous act on video. But this? Chris,
the bands resident cocktail master, mixes vodka and tequila with
cherry mixer, while Matt begins to get intimately acquainted with
two - that's two - new friends. Couples start drifting off and Dom
pulls out the camera, turning to me and asks me to swear that I'm
seeing absolutely nothing. Implying that if I print anything that
shows the band in a unflattering light, they'll sue.
I'd
love to tell you the full juicy details, I really would, but the
truth is as things start to heat up in the back lounge, I make excuses
with a face blazing with embarressment. The point when hands start
disappearing up skirts is a good indication that my presence is
no longer needed. All I'll say is that if you ever come across a
tape titled "Muse: Copping off in Copenhagen" it'll make
that Pammy and Tommy video look like a pre-watershed ITV sitcom.
Before
I leave, Matt disengages himself from his nubile Icelandic companions
and bounds over with a smile. "This feels like this is our
time." he grins "It's not about how well we're doing as
a band or anything, it just feels like whatever we'd have done with
out lives, this would be the best time ever. And it would be stupid
of us not to go for it." Matt looks around at the people around
him and smiles with the faintest trace of guilt. "Err..go easy
on us, yeah?" he laughs. "This is just...fun."
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