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Preposterous.
Overblown. Melodramatic. Pretentious. Oh yes, when Radiohead muttered
that MUSE should "lighten up", it looks like their comments
sent Matt Bellamy and chums into a contrary fury.
So rather than mellow out to produce their own version of 'The Man
Who', MUSE have thrown every toy available out of their pram and
then thrown the pram itself down a metal staircase, in the process
creating an album perfect for the start of the century. The nineteenth
century.
Check this little lot out for a list of influences/reference points.
Composer Hector Berlioz, whose pieces regularly elicited hysterical
weeping in Paris in the 1830s. 'Tocatta And Fugue In D Minor', the
classical masterwork that became the template for many of prog's
most grandiose excesses during the 1970s. Freddie Mercury. Duetting
on 'Barcelona'. And squealing to high heaven during 'Bohemian Rhapsody'.
Oh, and a bit of Radiohead. For a second.
Chuck all that into rock's famed Pressure Cooker Of Fame and Grand
Expectations and you have a heavy metal space opera performed by
the Viennese Symphonic Orchestra featuring the Circus Archaos scrap
iron rhythm section. Riffs are hard and unnecessarily complex, Matt
squeals with an almost ridiculous sense of torture, the theatre
is blood red and magnificent, and the whole affair is fantastically
over the top. Christopher Lee would've been proud. Kurt Cobain,
you suspect, would have dug it too.
Highlights? Jesus: this is the sound of armageddon, do you not understand?
Can you not feel the pain, savour the torment, feel the anguish?
Oh, OK then. 'Space Dementia' is like the end of A Zed And Two Noughts
being interrupted by a crashing meteor and an invasion of blood
thirsty aliens bearing machine guns and spitting green bile. 'Screenager'
is 'Trust In Me' from The Jungle Book soundtrack, with a gamelan
backing. No really.
It gets more outrageous, as only an album with songs called 'Hyper
Music' and 'Megalomania' can. 'New Born' soars on a falsetto from
hell before going into fuzz overdrive. 'Bliss' sees Matt flailing
at power chords while Rome burns. And on 'Micro Cuts', the only
song of the album where MUSE go too far, the singer attempts to
recall the cacophony of Madame Castafiore from the Tintin adventures.
You can almost see Captain Haddock clasping his hands over his ears
in disgust.
The thing is, though, even when MUSE go so far over the top they
make Liberace sound like Low, they can't help but impress. Like
those Gary Larson cartoons that aren't funny but still entertaining
because you can see what he was aiming for, the crimes in 'The Origin
Of Symmetry' are worthy ones: ambition, imagination, grand scope
and, yes, having a vaguely theatrical, extremely sick sense of humour.
Just look at that title, for God's sake! You don't call your album
'The Origin Of Symmetry' without knowing exactly what you're laying
yourself open to.
Like Blofeld on a power trip. Fronting a heavy metal band. In space.
Don't even think about trying to resist.
Ian Watson
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