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> Help me save my puppy!, Because one of my players is a dumbass..
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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 01:11 AM
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My PCs were recently seperated from the party's dog recently due to a series of events. Last night one of the group's channelers was spying on a group of trollocs, so I decided to place the dog in one of the nearby sacks the trollocs had set aside for a midday meal. While the dog started barking, the trollocs began arguing with eachother and turned their back to the channeler. I thought this would have provided ample time for him to snach the sack with arms of air and run off, but instead he turned away and moved off, saying that he couldnt take on that many trollocs at once.

Now Im in a predicament. The dog is like a mascott to the group, but the other PCs are pretty far away and I cant think of any reason why the trollocs wouldnt club the dog to death and eat it that night. I probably brought this on myself but still... can anyone think of some ways to save my puppy?
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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 02:30 AM
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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 04:40 AM
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ROFL... at eosin smile.gif

ok..how about.....the trollocs start to fight over whether to eat the dog alive or cook it and...kill eachother?
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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 04:52 AM
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And eat each other!!! could also while they're fighting, one knocks the bag over, freeign the pup.


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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 08:17 AM
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lol mag smile.gif there ya go! the trollocs eat eachother to death.. like a big bunch of pizza the huts stuck in a limosine!!
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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 09:29 AM
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Hmm... well, I suppose the trollocs COULD kill eachother. But since no one is around to see it it'll look like doggy took on a whole pack of trollocs by itself and won.
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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 10:41 AM
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have a fade arrive and order the the trollocs to chase after the players thus brining the puppy to the players and making the game more interesting


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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 01:02 PM
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maybe the dog did take on the pack of trollocs all by hisself.

maybe the dog, whilst initially a normal dog could have picked up some dark spawned creature to ride it as a host. a leech or something.

the leech creature (i think i'll call it BOB) will enhance the dog's martial skills and hardiness.

the dog with its abilities enhanced by BOB fought and killed the trollocs and escaped back to his friends.




yeah i was bored


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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 01:47 PM
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but what is going to happen then?
The party discover the fact that BOB is attached to the dog and any attempt to remove the thing will cause the dog pain.

the dog on the other hand likes the new found power of having BOB with him and will attck the party to defend BOB.


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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 04:44 PM
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cool.gif to Mantyluoto

I haven't laughed like that on this board for a while.

Thanks, I needed that.
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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 06:27 PM
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and this once again proves the almighty power of BOB! Revered by Rednecks world-wide! cool.gif


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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 07:48 PM
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this is a great post!
/agree with freya!

Ok...how about the dog is half wolf and the wolves rescue him then help him get back to the party?
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Posted: Nov 19 2004, 08:56 PM
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Kill the dog, get a new one. Problem solved. biggrin.gif

Or, if you're not a fan of violence towards animals, you can have the sack rip, fall open, what have you, and the pooch runs like heck. Another idea is you can have it start to whine, you know that pathetic adorable noise all dogs make when they're upset or want something and it just melts your heart and you give in and give him that cheese doodle that you know he shouldn't have, and to thank you he pukes it up in several piles around the house while everyone is in pandemonium trying to get him outside, which by the time it happens, he's out of puke anyway, and then your dad asks why he puked, and there on one of the piles is a perfectly intact cheese doodle and your fingers are supsiciously coated in orange cheesey powder and your still holding the bag and then you get yelled at, and swear never to give your dog food again cause he's betrayed your generous nature, but then he makes that whiny noise the next day, and soon your giving him ruffles in clam dip since he won't eat it without dip, and the whole process starts over again, except this time he chewed the chip a little better. Anyway, if your group can resist the adorable and pathetic cry of a dog in need, you'd better get a new group, cause they are heartless.

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Posted: Nov 20 2004, 01:22 AM
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hands up those who love Ezre !!!!! because she's a special kind of girl biggrin.gif

i thought my posts were funny.

This post has been edited by Mantyluoto on Nov 20 2004, 01:23 AM


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Posted: Nov 20 2004, 01:27 AM
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Personally i think the idea of BOB!!!! biggrin.gif or something similar is quite a good one (i wouldn't have suggested it otherwise). but what about the idea of a pack of wolves attacking the trollocs, with the ol' puppy having a play too with a trolloc head or something so when it get backs to the party and they see it covered in blood and investigate like all good adventures are want to do they discover a pile of dead (and chewed) trollocs.

then the party has a new memeber. Super dog!!! hey they could even by it blue pants and give it a red cloak!!!


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