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TheOnePowerman5000 Member Member
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posted February 26, 2003 05:10 AM
lightning
is not a weave, per se... it is the result of a weather
controlling weave. Now, if the channeler created a weave of
lightning, instead of inducing it from the clouds, it would
not work on a gholam.
-------------------- I don't
really like Powerman5000, I just thought the name was
clever.
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JosephKell
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posted February 26, 2003 12:34 PM
You
animals! You ruined this joke thread! It isn't serious!
*weeps*
At least it went 23 posts before dying (that
includes the 0 post). It wasn't meant to be taken
literally...
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-If you cast Meteor
Swarm to avoid wasting your REALLY good spells... -If your
character sheet is longer than the Player's Handbook... -If
you have a magic item that can destroy the world...with four
charges left... -If the God of Destiny asks you what will
have next... ...you might be a Munchkin.
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aleshandre
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posted February 26, 2003 12:39 PM
quote:
Originally posted by JosephKell: You
animals! You ruined this joke thread! It isn't serious!
*weeps*
At least it went 23 posts before dying
(that includes the 0 post). It wasn't meant to be taken
literally...
Why can't I cast resurect on the thread? ![[Wink]](Wizards_Com Boards Ways to know a WoT Newbie (2)_fichiers/wink.gif)
-------------------- Stupidity is not a
crime, so you're free to go. Normal people frighten me.
I've never heard of freinds or relatives of serial killers
saying, "He was crazy, I knew he was going to snap sooner or
later and start killing people". They always seem to say, "He
was such a nice normal young man", etc. Atleast with
crazy people, you know to watch your back! My web page, new
& improved: http://geocities.com/aleshandre@sbcglobal.net/
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Bakura
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posted February 26, 2003 08:57 PM
1. Can I be
a Myddraal? 2. I wanna be a druid! What..no druids?? 3.
Are Trol-lucks lucky? 4. Bond Warder? Is Warder a guy or
gal?
-------------------- "The World is but a Pocket
ready to be Picked" -my quote-
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The True Adolf
Nixon Member Member
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posted February 27, 2003 09:28 AM
Can we see
everything at the Eye of the World? Old toungue? What is
she, 1000 years old or
something?
-------------------- "What is your name,
O great Enchanter?" "There are some who call me...
Tim?"
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Bakura
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posted February 28, 2003 10:12 PM
1. What
kind of breath weapon does the Dragon Reborn have? 2. Can I
be a Forsaken?
-------------------- "The World is
but a Pocket ready to be Picked" -my quote-
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Generality
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posted March 08, 2003 01:11 PM
"So, how
can we resurrect this guy?"
"What level is Shai'tan at?
Why am I suddenly dizzy?"
-------------------- If
the Dark One's name is forbidden, how does anyone know what it
is?
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Chel'adar
Tamero Member Member
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posted March 12, 2003 10:43 AM
Why u
afraid of those puny fishing...sailing..ehm people. It's not
like those Athan 'Miere can channel or smthn
So a
wolfbrother is kinda like that bloke I saw the other day in
the zoo tending the wolves?
Mat the
Hornblower:
Dark clouds mass above a bloodstained
battlefield. Hordes of trollocs are massing against all the
combined power of the free nations armies. Ashaman bonded with
Aes Sedai unleash hell above the killing fields while
dreadlords and forsaken cause havoc amongst the ranks of aiel,
armsmen and channelers alike. Overlooking this madness, Mat
and Birgitte are about to give the hordes of the Dark One a
final blow by calling on the heroes of the old age. Putting
the Horn of Valere to his mouth, Mat draws a deap breath and
blows......Birgitte, looking at Mat in amazement, sees him
reddening, the veins in his neck pulsing as he tries to blow
the horn with all strength that is left in him. Its only
result is an almost insulting ululating sqeaky sound. Removing
the horn from his lips, Mat looking for breath curses "what
the hell.....". Suddenly, Birgitte starts laughing, tears
streaming over her cheeks, unable to speak....When she finally
gets over het fit of laughter, with only some chuckling
remaining, Mat looks at Birgitte with a mixture of
astonishment, anger and curiosity with a question burning in
his eyes. "What the hell are you laughing about?" Trying not
to laugh, Birgitte answers. "Well, you remember last night at
camp, me doing the laundry, hanging it to dry. Well, this
morning in all the rush to get to Tarmon Gai'don, I kinda in
my haste stuffed my still wet laundry into the horn, cause if
I'd put it in my bag, my other clothes would get wet
too........sorry" Birgitte, again bursting out in laughter,
didn't see the horn coming her way thrown with a savage scream
by Mat. And that is how Birgitte missed Tarmon
Gai'don.
[ March 12, 2003, 10:47 AM: Message
edited by: Chel'adar Tamero
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-------------------- -"Why is Tar Valon
burning???" -"Well...ehm....You don't want to
know."
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OrigamiCommando Member Member
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posted March 12, 2003 11:32 AM
I
personally haven't red the books, but I have played the game.
I distinctly remembered my character, a wise cracking armsmen,
being totally ownzed by a group of aiel for saying something
along the lines of "Geez, you guys are still mad about that?
It was just a stupid tree, get over it..."
I was
refering to the tree that the aiel geve this one country that
turned it into a chair. Apparently they were still royally
p'oed about that. This story is probably somewhat innacurate,
though...
I am a n00b, after all ![[Razz]](Wizards_Com Boards Ways to know a WoT Newbie (2)_fichiers/tongue.gif)
[ March 12, 2003, 11:35 AM: Message
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-------------------- "Before this universe
there was another one... A happy universe filled with bunnies.
But that one got destroyed in a great cataclysm brought about
by a major plot point. Pay attention, there will be a test
later."
- Some Random Idiot in a Chat Room
"I
don't need large brains to have a good time" -Space
Ghost
Elf Foundation Member 0000000027. Half-Orc
Foundation Member 0000000011.
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Parinthenolas
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posted March 12, 2003 11:44 AM
-so this
Rand guy is a dragon. Well I'll be his half-dragon son. ![[ROFL]](Wizards_Com Boards Ways to know a WoT Newbie (2)_fichiers/roflmao.gif)
-------------------- He's not the messiah,
he's a very naughty boy!
Build a man a fire and you
keep him warm for a day. Set him on fire and you keep him warm
for the rest of his life!
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aleshandre
Member Member # 27286
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posted March 12, 2003 01:20 PM
To any
Aiel:
quote:
Originally posted by
OrigamiCommando: "Geez, you guys are still mad
about that? It was just a stupid tree, get over
it..."
Thanks OC. ![[ROFL]](Wizards_Com Boards Ways to know a WoT Newbie (2)_fichiers/roflmao.gif)
-------------------- Stupidity is not a
crime, so you're free to go. Normal people frighten me.
I've never heard of freinds or relatives of serial killers
saying, "He was crazy, I knew he was going to snap sooner or
later and start killing people". They always seem to say, "He
was such a nice normal young man", etc. Atleast with
crazy people, you know to watch your back! My web page, new
& improved: http://geocities.com/aleshandre@sbcglobal.net/
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Steve Russell
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posted March 12, 2003 01:52 PM
Read it
again the wall fell on him when the lightning hit it
"
Ogier love trees right, then how come they didn’t go to war
over Laman’s Sin."
"Channeling the source that turns
the wheel of time. So aren’t they draining it? What do we do
then?"
"The Dark one is dead I saw him die at Falme
killed by the dragon reborn, I even heard the Horn of
Valkiries, the Dark one is dead I tell you. Shiatan, Shiatan
Shaitan. Isn't that supposed to be Sata..(character drops
dead)"
"Callandor It can't be touched, and it's not
even a real sword. What good is it?"
"Don't you mean
Tavern, yea it attracts a lot of people and strange things do
happen there, Yeah there is dice there too"
"The Lord
of the Lakes was here, flaming coward should raise the
banners"
"There is no river that enough earth couldn't
dam or enough fire evaporate, nor is there a wind so strong
that an earthen wall cannot deflect or a hot enough fire fend
off its chill."
-------------------- I have a
reading lesson with the Lady Riselle. She lets me rest my head
on her bosom while she reads to me. -Olver
Please
visit and review my Epic Level Homebrew Setting: A Brave New Worldat the Commonplace
Book.
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aleshandre
Member Member # 27286
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posted March 13, 2003 12:31 PM
How much
does it cost to buy a raken or a damane? thanks
Ma'caldazar
-------------------- Stupidity is
not a crime, so you're free to go. Normal people frighten
me. I've never heard of freinds or relatives of serial killers
saying, "He was crazy, I knew he was going to snap sooner or
later and start killing people". They always seem to say, "He
was such a nice normal young man", etc. Atleast with
crazy people, you know to watch your back! My web page, new
& improved: http://geocities.com/aleshandre@sbcglobal.net/
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Chel'adar
Tamero Member Member
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posted March 13, 2003 01:23 PM
lol
-------------------- -"Why is Tar Valon
burning???" -"Well...ehm....You don't want to
know."
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aleshandre
Member Member # 27286
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posted March 18, 2003 10:09 AM
"Can
someone cast Arms of Air on himself and use it to levitate
himself and fly?" ![[ROFL]](Wizards_Com Boards Ways to know a WoT Newbie (2)_fichiers/roflmao.gif)
-------------------- Stupidity is not a
crime, so you're free to go. Normal people frighten me.
I've never heard of freinds or relatives of serial killers
saying, "He was crazy, I knew he was going to snap sooner or
later and start killing people". They always seem to say, "He
was such a nice normal young man", etc. Atleast with
crazy people, you know to watch your back! My web page, new
& improved: http://geocities.com/aleshandre@sbcglobal.net/
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The Great Gray
Skwid Member Member
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posted March 18, 2003 10:15 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Steve Russell: Read
it again the wall fell on him when the lightning hit
it
Read it again.
The end of Fires of
Heaven.
The wall falls on him in a different
book.
-------------------- Evan "Skwid"
Langlinais The Humblest Mollusk on the Net http://www.thehumblest.net/ Ask me for
information about the Texas Darkfriends!
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Generality
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posted March 18, 2003 05:14 PM
Mat's died
more times than any other character. Rahvin, the
darkhounds...
Come to think of it, that's probably what
the prophecy meant.
-------------------- If the Dark
One's name is forbidden, how does anyone know what it
is?
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Cha'aman
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posted March 23, 2003 01:15 AM
From a
power gamer (the same power gamer):
I'm going to carve
dragons on my quarterstaff (should have let him, would have
been kinda funny a year later)
I'm going to have a
metal worker etch a design into my blade (one of the sigils
from Vampire, looked kinda like a dragon fang, if you squinted
)
Where can I find a spell book (from 4
guys, all the times, I've lost track of how many times I've
told them that there are no spell books)
[ March
23, 2003, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: Cha'aman
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-------------------- Dovie'andi se tovya
sagain It's time to roll the dice Mat Cauthon-Wheel of
Time
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Ashaman Joe
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posted March 23, 2003 08:33 AM
Black dogs
the size of ponies? Bah, their just black wolves. We can take
em!
I disbelieve!
No, I will not play a female.
Whats so bad about being a male
channeler?
-------------------- Studies have shown
that 1 in 4 people in this country need psychological help.
And of these, 1 in 10 of them is violently hostile. These are
the ones who go into schools and just open up on people. So,
about 1 in 40... There are about 60 people on the roll for
this class, and I have the best viewpoint of all of you. If I
suddenly stop the lecture and dive under the podium, it might
be in your best interest to do the same... World
Lit Univ. of Southern Mississippi, Hattiesburg,
Mississippi
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Duloth
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posted March 23, 2003 02:52 PM
Ogre? KILL
IT!
What do you mean the innkeeper doesn't believe in
Trollocs? I thought they were just Orcs?
Shaitan? Is
that like a sultan? I tell the guy in white 'of
course'.
Four guys in white about to ambush a guy in
black? I join them, and help!
Of course hes a false
dragon. Hes 6 feet tall, what kind of dragon is that
short?
So this logain guy is being guarded by 13 Aes
Sedai and about a thousand Pikeman, and will be here in four
days? Hmm.. Where can I buy shovels, ignition cord, and
illuminator's rockets? *That one isn't so much a 'WoT
newbie' as a 'holy hell did he actually figure out how to free
logain?' It didn't help that he was actually once part of the
illuminator's
guild.*
-------------------- -D Nyarlathotep! Not
just for breakfast anymore.
Let Necromancers make
Undead Armies foundation, member 000 (Thats right, Not even
I'm a member)
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Steve Russell
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posted March 24, 2003 01:08 AM
My newb
player said this in today's game.
"Why are those guys
running from us. He just cast fireball at the trollocs and
saved thier lives, they could show a little gratidue, Man your
GMing them like they never saw a man cast fireball before.
This is a world that has magic in it. Peaseants should be used
to this stuff by now."
![[ROFL]](Wizards_Com Boards Ways to know a WoT Newbie (2)_fichiers/roflmao.gif)
-------------------- I have a reading
lesson with the Lady Riselle. She lets me rest my head on her
bosom while she reads to me. -Olver
Please visit and
review my Epic Level Homebrew Setting: A Brave New Worldat the Commonplace
Book.
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Harkael
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posted March 24, 2003 08:19 PM
oo, a chick
in a fancy dressed with some other chick on a chain, gimme a
break! I've got a sword!
Hah! Girls with veils and
little spears, probably wusses...
He was hiding a
dagger where?
Eh, it was just a little figurine, so I
sold it.
(pst, Mat's only immune to saidar,
FYI)
-------------------- "What do you mean I
missed? but i rolled....an......18..."
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The True Adolf
Nixon Member Member
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posted March 24, 2003 08:26 PM
Chosen?
What was he chosen for? A task from one of the
gods?
Lanfear? Ohh, so she's afraid of
Lan?
Raven? There's only us and this guy in the
room.
So that white stuff coming the guy with fire for
a mouth is bad, huh?
-------------------- "What is
your name, O great Enchanter?" "There are some who call
me... Tim?"
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skyman
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posted March 24, 2003 08:30 PM
"Asha'man?
Are they some kind of new Pokemon ripoff?" ![[ROFL]](Wizards_Com Boards Ways to know a WoT Newbie (2)_fichiers/roflmao.gif)
-------------------- "Death comes sooner
or later to everyone unless they serve the Dark One, and only
fools are willing to pay that price." -Lan
Mandragoran
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Merclaar
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posted March 25, 2003 04:42 AM
quote:
Originally posted by
Harkael: [snip]
(pst, Mat's only immune to
saidar, FYI)
Wrong. See somewhere in Salidar. This guy in the female
body tried
it.
cu
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