THOU SHALT NOT LOOK AT THE NUDE BABES JPGs ON THE NET

THOU SHALT NOT DOWNLOAD COPULATION WHISPERS WAVs ON THE NET

THOU SHALT NOT CONNECT TO PLAYBOY HTML SERVER

THOU SHALT NOT SEARCH FOR NUDE CELEBRITIES ON THE NET

THOU SHALT NOT DO THE MASTURBATION BEFORE THE SCREEN, BECAUSE OF SHORTCUTS

THOU SHALT NOT SEARCH FOR PAM ANDERSON, THE BLASPHEMATORIOUS BIMBO, ON YAHOO!

THOU SHALT NOT REGISTER 'ASIAN PERVERSION 6' CD-ROM ON THE NET

THOU SHALT NOT FORNICATE WITH YOUR MOUSE

THOU SHALT NOT PRACTISE SODOMY WITH AN ISA CARD, PCI IS LESS PAINFUL

THOU SHALT NOT DO ILLEGAL COPY, AND IF THOU DOST, THOU SHALT TRY NOT TO BE KEPT