David Jaggard's

Quorum of One

Issue number 53                January 1, 2004

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Quorum of One is intended for adult readers

Special audio issue:



One of my compositions, a tape piece using the spoken word as source material, has been included in the current issue (number 3.6) of the literary magazine "The Diagram". To download an MP3 file of "Hello", go to the front page of the Diagram website and follow the links.


And while you're there, check out some of the pieces by other contributors, in particular Matthew Henning's "Panic Attack" and "Conversation" by Jason Nelson.


If you just came from The Diagram, you can read some back issues:

QOO No.9: Honesty in Personal Advertising

QOO No.49: Meet the Poet

QOO No.27: I, Writer
QOO No.35: Three Modern-Day Interpretations of Zeno's Paradox

QOO No.45: Nice Surprise Endings (epilogues to classics of middle-brow literature)

Or listen to some audio back issues:

QOO No.41: QOO Goes Audio! "Story of the Universe, God, Your Life, Sex, Death and So On"

QOO No.50: Special Audio Issue: "Stupid"

QOO No.46: QOO goes Audio Again: "Everyone's In Love But You"


If, like me, you use QuickTime Player to play mp3 downloads, and if, like me, you are lazy about updating your utility programs, you may need to go to the Apple website and download the latest version of QuickTime in order to play the file correctly (if all you get is static, you need an upgrade). The download is free of charge.








¨©2003 by David Jaggard






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