Issue
number 54.5 March
18, 2004
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Quorum of One is intended for adult readers
Special
issue:
Me on McSweeney's
In a departure from my usual type of material,
I have contributed a kind of a sort of a type of a kind of word puzzle to one
of my favorite websites, McSweeney's Internet Tendency. So first, check out my McSweeney's
"Brain Exploder".
Then, for those of you who like this
sort of thing, the following is a list of "Titles From a Parallel Universe
Where Everything is the Opposite" that didn't make the cut because they
were too easy to figure out or too obscure. But perhaps amusing nonetheless:
Books:
1984 B.C.
Arctic of Chemotherapy
Pop songs:
You and Mr. Jones
Maggie Might Not
Without a Lot of Hindrance from Your Enemies
They Can't Relax It In
Jazz
standards:
Winterspace
Square Noon
You Lost Oral
Contraceptives
Reveille of Thumbsupsea
Spring Arrives
TV shows:
The Propdaughters
Targetchew
©2004
by David Jaggard
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