Issue
number 67.5 October
29, 2006
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Quorum of One is intended for adult readers
This micro-issue, a
list:
If my Italian
ex-fiancee had a direct female ancestor living in Pompeii in 79 AD, things she
probably said to my Italian ex-fiancee's direct male ancestor just after the
eruption of Vesuvius
I'll be ready in a minute!
I can't decide which sandals to
wear.
Why does everyone always have to
be in such a big hurry?
I forgot my handkerchief -- give
me yours.
I'm too hot. I have to go back
home and change.
Just a second -- I have to check
out the linens in that market stall.
There's something in my eye.
Do we have to walk so fast?
This is your fault.
copyright
2006 by David Jaggard
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