David Jaggard's

Quorum of One

Issue number 67.5               October 29, 2006

Wet humor on the Web since, oh, a while back now I guess.




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Quorum of One is intended for adult readers

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If my Italian ex-fiancee had a direct female ancestor living in Pompeii in 79 AD, things she probably said to my Italian ex-fiancee's direct male ancestor just after the eruption of Vesuvius




I'll be ready in a minute!

I can't decide which sandals to wear.

Why does everyone always have to be in such a big hurry?

I forgot my handkerchief -- give me yours.

I'm too hot. I have to go back home and change.

Just a second -- I have to check out the linens in that market stall.

There's something in my eye.

Do we have to walk so fast?

This is your fault.






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