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Quorum of One is no longer updating regularly because I now write regular humor columns about life in France for paris-update.com and myfrenchlife.org, entitled "C'est Ironique" and "The Ranting Frenchologist" respectively.
Both are in English and require no particular foreknowledge of France, French, or the French. Who, by the way, are much nicer than you have heard. Mostly.
But more importantly...
Announcing the release of an album of my comic compositions! 
Entitled "Totally Unrelated…", it's available on every music downloading and streaming site in the solar system, including iTunes, Apple Music, Amazon and Spotify.
(I don't know how to link to a Spotify listing yet, but you can find it under "David Jaggard.")
Cover of "Totally Unrelated" by David Jaggard
And, and, and...
The "Quorum of One" book is out!
A collection of my best satire pieces from this site, McSweeney's, The Big Jewel and Yankee Pot Roast, available from just about every e-book seller in the universe and priced to move (under $10 in the States, under €8 in Europe).
Order on Amazon!
Order on iTunes, Nook,
Scribd or PagePusher (no direct links available for those four - you have to put "Quorum of One" and/or my name in the search function)

Order on iBookstore!
Order on Reader Store!
Order on Kobo!
Order on Copia!
That's an order!



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I warned you.  

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About the translation / traduction of Air France Madame Magazine and Nancy Li