QOO no. 83

June 6, 2009

Famous proverbs as interpreted by

 my former college roommate

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him keep drinking until that cute blonde from your riding club brings her horse over, giving you a chance to strike up a conversation. Dammit.

Early to bed and early to rise gets the jump on the babes over all other guys.

Don't put all your ego gratification expectations into one basket-weaving class that you took 'cause you thought it would be a good way to meet women.

A friend in need is a friend indeed. So set me up with your hot-looking cousin.

Give a hungry man a fish and he'll be hungry again tomorrow. But teach him how to pick up women and he'll die of starvation with a big smile on his face. And then there'll be less competition for you.

If at first she turns you down, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try (etc.) again.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't close the curtains. Oh, and they should be good-looking women.

All's fair in love and war. So you should drop the charges.

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